Laughter is the best medicine, and eBaum’sWorld’s GREAT supply of pictures, videos, and games makes it averitable back-alley pharmacy of jokes. And now eBaum’s World’sundeniable beauty mark on the face of web grows even bigger withthis badass new app! So shiny! So enthralling! So parallaxeffects-y!
Here’s how we know this app has the best entertainment outthere: First, people all over the (eBaum’s) World upload excellentcontent, then eBaum’s staff finds the cream of that crop, thenmillions and millions of viewers pick the cherries off the cream,then we go back and harvest just the best cherries that don’t haveannoying stems or whatever! That’s how great this app is! Nobody’seven invented a good metaphor for all the layers ofquality-assurance we use!
Here’s what you can expect from our app:
-The very best, new, funny images and videos of the day,everyday.
-Sleek, smooth, aerodynamic, design/layout
-Parallax effects
It’s a totally different way to experience our site. You’re likeMagellan discovering a brand new continent of eBaum’s World, andall you gotta do now is cruise across that baby. So download theapp to shift your diamond-encrusted skull gear shifter directlyinto AWESOME and leave a trail of satisfied babes behind you onthis new frontier of LIFE.
We’re so confident in this app that if you don’t like it, weGUARANTEE you’re wrong.
We love you.
Also, we are eBaumsWorld a.k.a eBaums a.k.a Dr. eBaum.
